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Tuesday, May 14, 2024

Whether or Not Weather Affects Personality

 

weather - noun - the state of the atmosphere at a place and time as regards heat, sunshine, wind, rain, etc. 2. verb - to wear away or change the appearance or texture of 3. verb. - come through a storm 


Weather is a common noun in the English language, so well known and frequently used in fact, that few ever bother to research its meaning. The verb forms are perhaps not as familiar, but language arts teachers in American middle schools might suggest them as "strong verbs," if indeed the "strong verb" is even taught anymore. But I digress. 

At the center of this one-sided conversation as the title indicates is whether or not weather affects personality. I am sure there is scientific or psychological evidence proving that it does via named maladies. For instance, there is SAD or Seasonal Affected Disorder, which my daughter swears she has as documented by her manic depressive experiences in Boston and New York where the climate and atmosphere were and still are bi-polar as well. Now that she lives in Los Angeles, a city of not only angels but extraordinarily, consistently sublime weather, her syndrome is no longer apparent. She only gets manic when confronted with the insanity of the drivers on the 405 and elsewhere. There has been no proof of depression, though, just threats of overt violence that could be explained by the fact that she grew up and learned to drive in Jersey.

Which brings me to my point. Although I have lived here in SoCal for just over a month, I have noticed some patterns as is my habit, good or bad. As is the case in any large city, quite a few of the inhabitants are from elsewhere other than Southern California. So far, I have met people from Brazil, Mexico, countries in Asia, France, England, the Midwest, the South, the North East and Middle Atlantic states. What I tend to see daily is that native Californians are easy to pinpoint in a crowd of foreigners. They stand out simply because they are unusually congenial, sunny. You know, like the weather. I'm not saying the transplants aren't nice; they can be, but their dispositions just aren't as...hmm. Ebullient? 

Case in point, last night I attended a read-through of a play that I will be stage managing this summer. When I walked into the room, only about three unabashed actors were talking, breaking the ice with friendly chatter while the others sat in silence, staring vaguely at their devices. Feeling the contrary vibes, I said to myself, All of these people aren't from around here. And I was right. Only three out of eleven (most likely the chatterboxes) were from California, something I discovered by doing a bit of sleuthing. I looked up the area codes of their cell phone numbers the following day to find that my assumption was correct. Most were from the Midwest. 

So what can I conclude? The weather pretty much everywhere is not consistent, and neither are the affected personalities.  Even when said personalities are in a consistently sunny place, they aren't always sunny themselves because, well, their past environmental conditions jaded them somewhere down the line. 

Weather can and does influence human disposition, but just because you don't live in Southern California or aren't native to the state doesn't mean you can't be cognizant of how you present yourself to others. 

The takeaway? Don't let weather weather your demeanor unfavorably. 

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Saturday, May 4, 2024

Notes from the L.A. Writing Conference

 

bumptious - adjective - self-assertive to an irritating degree

Suffice it to say, I have been writing, publishing, and selling books since 1997. Although I would not describe myself as a "successful" writer because success today entails generous monetary receipts, but I have sold 5,000 copies of all four of my self-published titles entirely on my own in a glutted market. As an aside to those colleagues who have self-published recently, in 1997, the market was open to you. Stores in the present that charge you for shelf space in their stores actually used to buy your books and organize signings for you. Yes. You were treated just like a traditionally published author, meaning well. In short, it was a perfect world. Now I find myself looking for an agent like so many of you out there because it is just easier in the long run albeit perhaps not as potentially profitable as you might think. For instance, an agented writer who sells 5,000 copies at $10.00 a copy will walk away with $2,500 to $7,500 whereas a self-published author taking advantage of free on-line e-book publishing could make $20,000 to $35,000 and maintain control of the entire process. I, unfortunately, did stuff my wallet with that kind of cash as I  spent too much on paying printers, reviewers, and Amazon that takes potential profit from you upfront. Yet as I mentioned, things have gotten a little easier for the literary entrepreneur as long as you rely on online resources. 

Today, I shelled out about $350 (everything included, even the two pitches I made to agents) to attend the L.A. Writing Conference held in an unaccommodating hotel (as far as parking and food go) next to LAX. The would-be author attendees were calm, cool, and collected–not a one obnoxiously bumptious. Although it was not my first conference, I gleaned a lot from it (and if the stars line up correctly, maybe representation–keep me in your prayers), some of which I'd like to share with you. 

Just what are contemporary agents looking for in terms of the writing? 

1. Concise, dense language with minimal tropes (such as similes and metaphors) and adverbs (Stephen King doesn't like them either). As someone with a master's in creative writing, I disagree, but apparently practically nude syntax sells. F. Scott Fitzgerald's books might never have gotten a sideways glance in 2024. Thank Goodness he published a hundred years ago.

2. Too much in the way of scenes and little in the way of summary. (Don't let dialogue take over.)

3. Stay away from trite gimmicks like dream sequences.

If you are in the process of querying agents, remember to...

1. Watch your tone. Don't be overly familiar. No one wants to know that you have been writing since you were two.

2. Do your homework to find out what goes into a query. Make sure there are no typos.

3. Mention comps in your query even if the piece is fiction.

4. Start blogging and connect with organizations on-line that feature writers like yourself.

5. Know your audience. 

6. Put time into your synopsis. 

Ultimately, be disciplined, maintain a sense of humor, and be open to criticism. Do not even think about giving up until you have received at least 100 rejections. (Hint: What is selling right now is psychological thrillers and romances. If you have a fantasy, step in line as most of the pages entered for critique at the conference belonged to that genre.)

Good luck to all pursuing this avenue. Is it tough? You betcha. It isn't a route for the squeamish hitchhiker to thumb down. 

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